Printing Bandit

A person notorious for sending items to a community printer or copy machine, and never picking them up.

Jarod: "Hey, did you print this? This is the 5th time somebodies printed something and never picked it up!

Eric: "No man, I thought that you printed it and left it there."

Danielle: "Sorry guys, that was me! My bad!"

Jarod and Eric: "Ah ha! Alas, we finally caught you! You are the printing bandit!"

by bomcara October 6, 2009

printing d's

This is when a guy slaps his junk on top of a printer and makes copies of his dick.

printing d's- Hey man do you want a copy of my dick

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

printing starfishes

when someone sits their asshole onto a printer and makes copies.

Today at work I was printing starfishes would you like a copy.

by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014

Printing Press

This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.

Vomit on a printing press for bonus points.

by Yopmail User August 27, 2023

printing the titanium jawbone

An unusual sex-act in the course of which a replacement titanium jawbone is created by scans of the original and a specialised 3D printer, presumably followed by orgasm at the sheer coolness and niceness of it all.

I want to ask her over to my place to see if I could get her to try printing the titanium jawbone with me.

by LIES January 11, 2013

printing press

A dirty sex position which involves shoving dollar bills into the vagina

Bro, i totally printing pressed her last night

by Twinky117 October 2, 2013

Absentee Printing

The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.

This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.

Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.

Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.

Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.

Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.

by iNetter December 1, 2009