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Portuguese

When you are at a light, and after it turns green, you try to make a left turn faster than oncoming traffic can reach you in the straight lane.
"If that asshole tries to pull a Portugese on me, I'm gonna broadside him"
by Themightytimmah June 5, 2005
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Portuguese

Someone relating to the Portugal culture or it's heritage.Portugese is also a language. Don't ask me if Portugese people are considered hispanic because I don't know
I am Portuguese because my father is from Portugal.
by DizzyLizzy June 1, 2006
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Portuguese

adj. Faux; phony; seeming; superficial
v. To obtain through false pretenses
He was a Portuguese aristocrat; although he wore a monocle and spoke with a snooty accent, his parents were lowly tradespeople.
The Portuguese detectives could not see the abductor's footprints even though they were visible to the naked eye. He Portuguesed his way into the art exhibit even though he had no idea who Julian Schnabel was.
by G Koralis April 29, 2009
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Portuguese

Another word for Portagee. (Both noun and adjective.)
Portuguese soup is a culinary delight. Eat some today!
by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005
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Portuguese

God my sack itches so bad form that Portuguese I just got.
by jkuss June 15, 2009
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Portuguese Snowblower

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.
My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.
by SG5 August 27, 2016
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Portuguese Snowblower

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.
Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”
by Killmeplz July 3, 2022
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