poopstache

A thin, weak, fine collection of hairs on the upper lip that is noticible but not technically thick enough to be considered a real moustache. They are usually found on pubescent boys aged 13 to 16 whose moms won't buy them razors.

Mom i know i'm only 14, but i seriously need a razor. I have a poopstache, for christ's sake!

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

poofstache

A particualarly large and obnoxiuos moustache, ala Harry Reems, John Holmes, or John Oates.

Dude, 1976 is over, shave that poofstache.

by Psycho Miko June 11, 2006

poostache

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.

Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?

by pc1018 June 1, 2007

Poonstache

Tom sellecks mustache is known as the "Poonstache" and counts as it's own habitat, containing such creatures as the rare, but not uncommon Tony Danza.

I just sharted in his Poonstache.

by Simonius January 8, 2006

Poonstache

Aside from what has been said about moustaches and pussy, it is what someone has when they havn't shaven and do not quite have a full moustache yet.

That asian kid from Gran Torino has one dusty ass poonstache.

by 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u July 10, 2009

poostache

A prank usually played on a sleeping individual. The giver of a poostache takes a finger to his own buttcrack until said finger is ripe with stink. Giver then rubs finger across upper lip of receipient. Also know as a stinky sanchez.

Mikey gave Nate a poostache while he was a'sleeping.

by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

Poonstache

Also known as the "fagetstache". Poonstache's can be found on anyone that is a homosexual.

My brother has a poonstache the size of texas. YEE HAW!

Oh my god! Check out that dudes poonstache!

by JurassicJade January 29, 2008