pooptificate

Pondering or thinking while taking a crap

Wife: Oh my god he's been in the bathroom a long time, what is he doing

Guy friend: leave him alone he's trying to pooptificate his next career move at work

by Tbass December 27, 2013

Poontah

Rough anal intercourse, usually performed as punishment for those who are unfortunate to enter enter the Poontah Tribe's sacred territory. It involves the whole group of whoever stepped into their territory strapped to a log and given two choices. Death... or Poontah. Most given these choices are unaware of the true nature of the word Poontah, and are buttfucked by the whole damn tribe (except the chieftain.) Those who survive the hard Poontah feel the cum from the tribe's collective climax alter their DNA, and in 20-ish minutes become another member of the tribe.

Chieftain: Skinneh Man... what do you choose? Poontah..? or DEATH?!

Algebra Teacher: Well, I don't want to die, but I don't know what Poontah means...

Chieftain: *silence*

Algebra Teacher: Alright, fine! I choose Poontah. How bad could it be?

Chieftain: HE CHOOSES DE POONTAH!

Entire tribe: *applauding whilst stripping him ass naked*

Algebra Teacher: ...Well, Fuck.

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake May 9, 2019

poontacular

An extremely fortunate situation, comprising of a group of two or more single and available females. Especially related to girls attracted to other girls, or overwhelming nudity.

Five girls in a hot tub? Brah, that's Poontacular.

by Mark D'Antonio October 29, 2006

Poohtang

The heaven between a girls legs

We're out to get some poohtang tonight

by Pseudonym25 April 26, 2014

Poofters Love Call

When a male passes wind to attract the same sex.

*man farts*
Gino: "can you smell that?"
Guido: "Yeah, it smells like a poofters love call"

by crcdj March 29, 2011

Pooptardus

When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.

Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!

by Kat1317 April 1, 2015

Poohtooth

A prank that involves you taking a giant crap, photographing it with your camera phone, then Bluetoothing it to everyone in range.

Okay, turd done and photographed. Now I just need to Poohtooth it to everyone in range.

by (sic)shooters January 18, 2011