Pontiac

Pontiac, GM's excitement division with such performance-oriented vehicles as the 185HP Aztek, 200HP SV6, and 200HP G6! Excitement indeed.

My Aztek looks lovely, doesn't it?

by J September 29, 2004

Pontiac

Good car manufacturer. They make nice cars that last a long time and run well. Drive it and see how good they are to drive.

That Pontiac firebird is awesome.

by x15029 May 01, 2008

Pontiac

Pontiac was an automobile brand that was established in 1926.Quickly overtaking its parent in popularity, it supplanted the Oakland brand entirely by 1933.On April 27, 2009, amid ongoing financial problems and restructuring efforts, GM announced it would discontinue the Pontiac brand by the end of 2010.The last Pontiacs were built in late 2009, with the final dealer franchises expiring October 31, 2010.

P.oor O.ld N.igger T.hinks I.ts A. C.adillac

Man I used to love my old Pontiac

by rain man #10 March 13, 2012

Pontiac

Poor Old Nigga Thinks Its A Caddilac

That poor old nigga thinks that Pontiac is a Chadic!

by blowjob master June 30, 2022

Pontiac

THE most effective torque monsters ever produced, a brand that at one point in time dominated both NASCAR and the NHRA. Manufacturers of some of the sexiest cars ever created and crushed by general motors executive management and the federal government's non driving car czars. Only if there were more men like John Delorean, Jim Wangers, and Pete Estes who decided it was easier to ask forgiveness than permission and snuck the GTO out the back door.

Man 1 "What does the front of a Pontiac look like?"
Man 2 "I don't know I've only ever seen the tail lights."

Moron "Hey you know what Pontiac stands for?"
Intelligent Person "Please only nice tits in and around car."

by The General Sterling Price April 01, 2011

pontiac

'Poor ol guinea wishes he could afford a car'

Hey, look at that kids..The guy who couldnt even afford a 1974 used gremlin was found on urban dictionary putting down pontiacs, even though he could never afford to buy or drive one. HA

No wonder youre out of work and have no money, you must spend all your free time on urban dictionary hating.

by rca3 September 24, 2006

pontiac

p- poor
o- old
n- nigger
t- thinks
i- it's
a - a
c- caddilac

man that nigga thinks that crappy pontiac is a nice caddy

by ginsy May 05, 2008