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Something you google when you are to lazy to type in "urban dictionary"
i googled "ud" because it was much shorter and easier than typing urban dictionary
by blowjob master June 02, 2015

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a blowjob master is someone who is extremely good at giving blow jobs
emma is a blowjob master
by blowjob master June 20, 2014

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a famous youtube video, by chris crocker about britney spears

How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she has been through.!

She lost her aunt, she went through a divorce. She had two fuckin kids.

Her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now she's going through a custody battle. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off of her.

SHE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Britney is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.

She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called “give me more” for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.

LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!…..Please.

Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Britney was a professional she would’ve pulled it off no matter what.

Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.

Leave Britney Alone Please…. !
Leave Britney Spears alone!…right now!….I mean it.!

Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now.

LEAVE HER ALONE!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
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same as an urban dick, just a woman A female staff member at urbandictionary.com who cancels your submission before it even reaches the editors. This person is often a cunt . she will cancel a submission that breaks none of the rules and is actually useful.
that urban cunt canceled all of my definitions, even though they would have been really good
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a jackass who goes on omegle, but dosnt do anything sexual. they make the site less fun for those who want to do sexual stuff
i hate that omegle sexophobe, he is being a complete dick and he should just leave because i want to show my dick.

that omegle sexophobe won't do anything sexual
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a cross between a cunt and a cock
that transgender is a man an a woman, and they are not nice so they are a cucock

that person has a penis and a vagina, a cucock
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A black police officer
There goes the police nigger in his cop car
by blowjob master February 22, 2014

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