Ponk

Corrupted term for Pinkie Pie, a main character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Yo, didja see Ponk in Secrets and Pies?
Yah, bruh, she went absolutely fucking nuts!

by Arkadios200 February 2, 2019

Ponk

Ponk - The art of finding and identifying species, associated most with inverts but will cover all groups of taxa.

From the original term - Piddly Ponk.

"Off to the woods for a ponk" or "Going out ponking"

by WilEPonka April 25, 2014

Ponk

a) all swears and demeaning words mixed into one word to exress anger.

b)When a person is puttng you down and he has all ready said fu*k you gaylord, and you need the "shut this mother fu*cker down" come back.

a) teahcer: who does things you don't what them to do
you: omg this teachers a fu*king ponk

b) burn fest.....
them: oh fu*k you gaylord....
you: yeah fu*k me, oh no fu*k you ponk
them: o.k. (really thinking sh*t)

by stricky September 8, 2007

Ponk

Better known as a "PoesZonk". A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.

Look how Cindy is leaning forward at Gretel's desk, I am quickly going to "ponk" her before she turns around.

by Vuilbek April 8, 2019

ponk

the lesser-known collective word for gonads, like a 'pride of lions'

you act like you have a ponk of gonads

by squeakpwo January 26, 2009

Ponk

Ponk = Punk

But it is pronounced in a Latina accent

Girl: "stop being such a Ponk"
Boy: "I'm not being a "Ponk" I'm being a *punk"

by Lord Juan June 27, 2016

Ponk

Ponk is a munecraft youtuber most famous with his work on the dream smp he is missing one arm canonically and in reall life is a very little man but we all accept him even on tommy's land.

Ponk does literally anything

Tubbo " Ponk go Bonk "
And he do be going bonk

by Outcasted6059 April 16, 2021