Pokeman

A misspelling of the word "Pokémon" that is common among older North American adults that did not grow up with video games, anime, and Japanese electronics.

Also a meme popularized by a picture of one cat holding a Game Boy Advance with a game slotted in, and telling another cat to "let me show you my pokemans".

<gnuwtey> Pokemon Diamond & Pearl, GETTO daze!
<nimda21> Hey, is that the new Pokeman game that came out?
<gnuwtey> It's "Pokemon", you know.
<nimda21> Hmm.
<gnuwtey> What's your ASL, anyway?
<nimda21> 47/m/Ohio. Why? What's yours?
<gnuwtey> *creeped out*

by Mr. Briggs December 01, 2009

pokeman

A worldwide mistaken word for pokemon.

Jill: I've caught a pidgey!!
Chris: What's a pidgey?
Jill: It's a pokeman!!
Olivia: No stupid it's pokeMON!!

by Caitlin13579 March 20, 2008

pokemanning

When you're a grown ass man, still running around playing pokemon.

Bro will the wife let you out so we can do some pokemanning.

by Sydewinder February 14, 2019

pokemanning

What you're a grown ass man, still running around playing pokemon

Bro will the wife let you out a bit so we can do some pokemanning

by Sydewinder February 14, 2019

Pokeman

An incorrect spelling of pokemon, usually spoken by any person over the age of 35, or are totally unaware of the game itself.

"My son and his friends are playing with their little pokemans."

by JustNuclear January 07, 2015

pokeman

Caribbean proctologist

Ya man, goin' to my POKEMAN to check my prostate man

by VlarolCarol The First June 30, 2017

Pokeman

One of the many incorrect ways to say Pokemon.

Mom: Show your nice friend Billy your Pokeman collection.
Me: 1. It is pronounced Pokemon 2. I haven't liked them since I was 11.
Mom: But just yesterday you made me bring you to the store to buy a pack of Pokeman cards.
Me: Shut up mom! Not in front of my friends.

by im not a pedo May 13, 2019