Skip to main content

Penske File

As incorporated in the Seinfeld episode "The Barber", the Penske File is the project George is given to work on in a job he may or may not have. Unsure as to whether he has the job, he is equally unsure as to what work he has to do on this file.

Thus, to refer to something as the "Penske File" denotes being given a task, not knowing what to do with it, but going along with it as if you do. This can consequently result in a lot of 'doing nothing', while looking like you are working hard.
Quote from Seinfeld: "Yes, yes of course. The Penske file. Ho ho, can't wait to sink my teeth into that. Wow that Penske. Well we'll straighten him out."

Starting a new job: "Well they told me what kind of work I'll be doing.. Didn't really understand them though... Guess I'll be working on the Penske File"
by Troy of Hobart July 25, 2011
mugGet the Penske File mug.

Pensibe

Derived from the word "pensive", misspelled in order to further accentuate the seriousness or sadness one may feel.
Maxi seemed extremely pensibe today, I hope he's doing alright
by tristfuled November 25, 2020
mugGet the Pensibe mug.
Related Words

Pension Leeches

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.
The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.
mugGet the Pension Leeches mug.

The Pensky File

A fictitious project that one who is slacking off claims to be working on. Derived from the Seinfeld episode "The Barber"
"The Pensky File is the big project I'm tackling right now."
by TheDailyZack February 3, 2010
mugGet the The Pensky File mug.

Pensi

A person who has had thier fingers replaced with penis'. The process in which this is done is using a Peenu on your fingers. It is not suggested you do this.
Dude, Tyson is a Pensi. He showed me his hands just before.
by Misfitus October 22, 2004
mugGet the Pensi mug.

Pensi

Pensi commonly used in sexual forms when goatcx enter's the room.
Fuck My Arse That Pensi is erotic
by Formation March 3, 2005
mugGet the Pensi mug.

pension botherer

A considerably younger male or female that pesters, harasses and manipulates those of pensionable age for money, sex and use of their free bus pass/mobility badge
I can't get believe those girls who live in the Playboy mansion, they are such a bunch of pension botherers
by Human Form July 18, 2016
mugGet the pension botherer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email