Poosey

Somebody scared of their partners.

"Sunny is a right old Poosey, he's scared of his missus and has to watch what he says/does so it doesn't displease her"

Man1: what are you doing Sunny tonight?
Sunny: nothing, going to stay home with the wife, she's not happy with me and so I have to make it up to her by cooking her a meal"
Man1: You POOSEY!

by Ghazi January 29, 2008

Plotsexual

1. A sexuality used in writing where the plot of the character is prioritized over heteronormative or preconceived sexualities.

2. A character who falls in love based on which way the plot flows.

Instead of straight or gay or even bisexual, he seemed to be plotsexual depending on chapter to chapter.

by Estelle Sterling January 16, 2020

Pooser

A sort of mix between Poo (Feces), Poser, and Loser. It is usually screamed out and could be used in an affectionate way.

It has evolved into its own word and can also have the word Woozer said after.

Some people pronounce it "Poozer"

"You're kinda weird"
"Says you, POOSER"

by die Ratte December 5, 2022

puma poose

One who is loyal to the Puma brand and therefore wears Puma apparel to the point of which their sexuality is questionable.

That little queer Jay is such a puma poose. Always wearing those puma shoes and talking about how great sex and the city is.

by Tbone Castillo April 24, 2008

plooney

n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.

Also v. int.: to plooney

Man, I can't wait to go home and plooney!

by Dr. Mung March 10, 2004

Poosey

Slang for "pussy", as in a woman's genitalia or a cat.

My poosey is shedding.

by Ka August 4, 2003

poosexual

A person who identifies them self, as a poo lover in the broadest sense. Having sexual attraction to a poo/s, with an urge to just "eat it all up...", or smear across everything in sight.

This poosexual has a right to his or her say... Why shouldn't 'LGBTQ' be changed to 'LGBTQP 'to include 'poosexuals' . I think it's an outrage...

by protestforscat March 24, 2018