by ladyr November 8, 2009
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Someone who agrees to take a substantial amount of cash in exchange for fitting a bathroom suite/gas boiler/central heating system and then doesnt bother his fat ginger arse to come back and complete the job.
see also gas fitter and fat lazy cunts
see also gas fitter and fat lazy cunts
by v13 November 7, 2006
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by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
Get the plumber mug.A person (most often male) who will replace and/or fix water systems. The plumber will most often have a whiteish beard, a t-shirt with the American flag on it, a worn out trucker hat, a mom tattoo on his arms (who will most likely be very hairy) and most important of all, improperly fitting pants (always will be too small and probably camo print) that will reveal his bum crack AKA the PLUMBERS CRACK.
Lady: Man look at that those pants!
Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!
Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 February 16, 2018
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Hilary wouldn't ream me out, but called in The Plumber who reamed me out good and rooted about like a truffle hound.
by NWA10000 January 14, 2015
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