ponce number 1

a male could be described as 'ponce number 1' if he is a hat fanatic, has been found comparing himself to 'light speed champion' and only tries it on with girls in top set for English. A ponce number one would wear boating shoes but tries on women's high heels in his spare time. They like "designers" and are constantly branded with Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister. He takes pride in his basement and having sexual activities performed on him while playing on an Xbox. The worst kind of twat, this ponce is constantly sarcastic but never fails to amuse.

"I knew ponce number 1 was poncely, but what's with the boating shoes?"

SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.

DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce

by greyfrust September 21, 2009

plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

Poncey

The way in which a 'ponce' may act. The actions of a pompous tosser who thinks their value is higher than it is actually worth. The actions of one who thinks they are either overly stylish, cool or smart etc, when usually their IQ is akin to a fruit and they seem like a stunt double for one of the 'idiots' on the programme 'Nathan Barley'. Usually anyone with half a brain tends to laugh at these types, but unfortunately for society, this type of action is actually accepted amongst the 'Celeb' and 'Music' industry with open arms and is also worshipped. Oh well.

Fucken' 'ell, I'm sick of that David Beckham and his poncey ways and his girly clothes.

by we_are_equal_in_the_eyes_of_JANDEK July 5, 2005

Drewbert Ponceworth

A flaming closeted homosexual, who thinks he/she is always correct yet rarely if ever is and throws temper tantrums like a 12 year old when disagreed with.

Hey were you at the bar when freddie went all drewbert ponceworth on us when we did not agree with him that the last Indiana Jones movie was good?

by the alabaster gorilla October 13, 2009

plonker

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005

Plonder

The thing you say, when a big polish man with hair that looks like the barcode on the back of your milk, begins spitting vodka droplets on your face when telling you about this squirrel he ran over.

Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.

“Oi Plonder get a better hair cut you vodka drinking, squirrel killing, rat strangling, kidney stealing. Plonder!”

by NotAllwyn November 4, 2020

Pooncel

Pooncel is a combination of the words "Pooner" (slang for a non-passing transgender man.) And "Incel" (stands for involuntary celibate.)

A pooncel is a female-to-male transgender person or a transmasculine person who is unable to get laid. This can be caused by many different things that transmasculine people struggle with (short height, mental illness, female socialization, lack of confidence, etc) which can also be struggled with by regular cisgender incels

Girl 1: "Have you seen Ayden? He's like 5'4!"
Girl 2: "What a pooncel, no woman will ever want him"

by Hijac August 31, 2022