pisstank

yeah fat cunt...you are now checking on the piss-tank after looking at the front-bum.well you are still a fat mother-fucker who needs to get off their ass and go do excercise

dont worry about yer computer lard ass..it'll still be there when you get back from your big walk to the burger king.

by uncle fizzle January 4, 2004

pisstance

how far one can throw his/her piss.

Johnny throws some major pisstance when he takes a pee.

by Anthony Melvin September 26, 2009

Prisstian

Prisstian is a amazing house wife she is overall sexy and beautiful. She is thicc, thick , and thicQ . She is a BBB and a or a B3 which means big booty Becky. She has smaller boobs but she can throw it back. She twerks like a professional. She can cook sing dance and do anything you want

"Omg she is such a prisstian"

"She has the sex appeal of a prisstian"

by numbbucket January 11, 2019

Pissbian

A lesbian with a piss kink.

“Christi is a pissbian as she has a piss kink”

by Ethnography33 October 10, 2022

Pisstine Chapel

The Pisstine Chapel is when a man gets two ladders indoors, places a board across them, lays on his back on the board facing the ceiling like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, and urinates directly up on to the ceiling. This is a popular move with lazy painters and occasionally used creatively to cover up pants wetting incidents by office workers who then claim that ‘the roof is leaking again.’

I pissed my pants at work while sitting in my office chair. I couldn’t let anyone know so I had no choice but to get two ladders and a board and do a Pisstine Chapel directly over the wet office chair and then call maintenance and tell them the roof is leaking. It was a perfect cover up and no one was the wiser.

There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex January 1, 2025

Social Pisstancing

When a pub closes urinals so no two pissers are next to each other. Not only is it a great way to slow the spread but it means no one can perv at your private parts while your enjoying a comfort break.

Social Pisstancing at its finest!

by Dennis Dusseldorf July 23, 2020