Pinched
Pinched by Jesusmachina July 24, 2025
pinched cheek shuffle
The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.
pinched cheek shuffle by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016
pinched a loaf
Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.
Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.
Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.
Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.
Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.
Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.
pinched a loaf by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006
Pinched nose nigro
A black person who wants to be white. Term was coined by Pastor James David Manning, a black pastor from Harlem.
Now that he got a good paying job, Jethro moved to a white neighborhood and talks in a higher voice like a pinched nose nigro.
Pinched nose nigro by SpyderCanopus October 1, 2013
Pinched my Bird
When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.
Pinched my Bird by WhoGoesToArbys October 15, 2020
Pinched the perfect loaf
Pinched the perfect loaf by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007
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