Penaldo 

A statpadder from Juventus known for his diving and penalty scoring skills, Cristiano Penaldo.

he's unbelievably overrated for scoring penalties.

"I'm Penaldo, I like to score penalties and tapin against Lithuania, Andorra, Udinese, etc."

Penaldo by Lithuania man February 26, 2021

Penaldo 

Man who wait Penalty to score on party

I wait for his teammates to do the job and he comes to own the goals

Brother CR7 scored again from the penalty spot in his total goal, we have 40% penalty. Yes it really deserves its name penaldo

Penaldo by Dataing July 24, 2020

Penaldo 

A penalty merchant from Portugal who stat pads with penalties and scores vs almighty Lithuania and Luxembourg

Penaldo is overrated to football and should never be compared to the goat Lionel messi

Penaldo by John Koraski August 25, 2020

Penaldo 

A Dangerous Penalty seeker who always looks for Penalties to ride on. A penaldo sits inside the penalty box, waiting for his teamates to pass the ball to him, or better still, win a penalty. He also reports everything to Piers Morgan

I got a severe penaldo for slapping my teacher
I went fishing and my partner penaldoed me!

Penaldo by Stewie246 December 27, 2022

Penaldo 

A Portuguese ghost that roams around Saudi Arabia looking for what he loves most, penalties and tapins. And if he doesnt get any he ghosts and then he retire

My idol penaldo is finished 😭

Penaldo by Seuiwy April 21, 2023

Penaldo 

Messi’s cheap dog, and sniff cocaine when in the box. He now statpads in Arab league or Discovering new countries such as Luxembourg or Faroe Island (idk how he got into the national team but obviously the manager is fanboy)

Fanboy checks at ESPN FC YouTube community post about Portugal vs Luxembourg

“Wow, he scores two goal and one of them with a free kick. Truly a goat 🇵🇹🐐”
Man with Logic

“Damn this man still statpads and scores against lower teams, Penaldo truly finished 😂😂😂”

Penaldo by ြြြ March 28, 2023

Penaldo 

A ghost from Portugal who is superior to humans (he lives on his own island to escape humans)and also a goat (as claimed by penaldogs). He is known for appearing during a Portugal vs Luxembourg, Portugal vs Liechtenstein or Portugal vs Lithuania match and score pens. He also does it against small clubs like lecce, crotone, Al adalah, etc and know for ghosting in FIFA World Cup and against big teams.

Some synonyms for Penaldo:
Boy: No my relationship is Penaldo 😭 (finished)
Teacher: Everyone kindly sit Penaldo. (on the bench)

Penaldo by Harry Maguire GOAT April 14, 2023