ped

It's short for pedophile.

"Oh my god I heard that teacher is a ped that dates students."

by jenevieve October 19, 2005

Ped

1. To have characteristics normally attributed to Pikeys, Gypsys, Gypos.

2. To 'Ped' someone off, is to borrow money from them constantly, with very little effort made to pay it back in a timely fashion.

1. "No, you can not borrow £20 you fucking ped!"

2. "He's being pedding me off now, for about 6 months"

by AsdaAce7 September 30, 2011

ped

A word commonly used by office managers for "small black filing cabinets."

Good Morning,
Reply to this email if you would like a ped and were not issued one. I’ll make sure we order you one for the new space.
Thank you,

by gmanATX February 12, 2010

Pedding

A wedding ceremony where the groom and bride pets each other rather sexually in front of the altar while the priest is speaking.

Me: Did you see the pedding today? It was hot!

Friend: Yeah, I was in the back, jacking off. It was like a porn movie or something.

Me: ....

Friend: What?

Me: That's your sister, you sick fuck.

by JesterHat August 30, 2009

ped

a shorter version of "pedestian"

Whoooa Emily, watch out for those jay-walking peds!

by Kara September 25, 2005

Ped

Another name for Moped, a type of Motorcycle that only often goes up to 180cc.

"Blud, we just jacked this ped!"

by Jason May 23, 2003

Ped

Ped is the combination of colours pink and red.

Pink+Red=Ped

Person: Is that pink hair?

Another Person: No it must be red!

You: No, it's Ped.

by Baka0509 November 24, 2016