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pebble dash

The effect of the violent purging of liquid shit from the back passage, which leaves a 'splattering' of crap on the back of the toilet bowl, not dissimilar from a type of exterior wall coating.

For maximum effect the 'pebble dasher' requires a significant amount of 'wind' in their system and must strain hard whilst simultaneous holding their ring piece closed (with hands if required). Once enough pressure has built up the opening of the ring piece will allow the pebble dashing to occur.

Pebble dashers should note that one school of thought maintains that given extreme straining, the material exiting the rear can potentially achieve super sonic velocities, momentarily creating a shock wave that can tear the ring piece. Their advice is therefore not to strain too hard!
I never pebble dash at home, only in mates houses.....and then leave it!
by Ryd June 25, 2006
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pebbleshunt

one that's obsessed with finding out how many rocks he can fit up his ass
man that Craig kid he's really scrooded up, I think he's a pebbleshunt
by nate,the,muff,fucking,walrus January 10, 2017
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Pebblenash

The act of desecrating the toilet due to an over reliance on protein shakes and excessive time in the gym (without any focus on sphincter muscle exercises).

Darren Fletcher is known to have routinely pebblenashed the toilets at Old Trafford, that's why he's no longer in the team.
Fucking hell Nash, you been on the Maximuscle again? The bogs have been proper pebblenashed, you dirty bastard.
by Sparky Panel April 16, 2012
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pebbledashing

The effect of foreign food after 12 to 24 hours, a mixture of fart and liquid shit that results in the splatter effect in the bog
that shit was incredible i peebledashed!
by paul December 25, 2003
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pebbledashing

Essentially the effect given to the inside of the toilet bowl right after getting the beer-shits, thus resembling the outside facade of certain british pre 1970's council homes, where small stone pieces are spread over the outside wall giving a textured effect.
Tarquin: 'I wouldnt go into the bog for a good half an hour mate'

Walter: 'Whys that then'?

Tarquin: 'I Just unloaded the beer shits and pebble dashed the bog'
by Verbal_Kunt May 10, 2005
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pebble dash

the kind of diorreah that explodes out of your arse and sprays the toilet bowl.
by Froger April 24, 2003
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plebbledash

"To bulk up a television news report with needless vox-pop soundbites from ill-informed members of the public." (Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker)

To pebbledash the broadcast with the opinions of plebs.
The breakfast news is heavily plebbledashed. They seem to care more about the opinions of people texting in than they do about standards of reporting.
by Blue Jack May 4, 2009
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