P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.

by super mom,single mom April 27, 2014

P.D.M.S

Pussy Deprived Man Sydrome: When a man is acting like a bitch cuz he ain't been laid in ages......

Yo dude Andy been P.D.M.S'in ever since he been single bro, we need to hook up a booty call

by Pissed Off Roomie October 4, 2011

P.A.I.D.S.

When you pay a prostitute to have sex and later discover that you recieved an STD from him/her.

Guy 1: "Man I was so pissed when I found out I paid that ho $50 for herpes."
Guy 2: " Dude, you got the P.A.I.D.S."

by big blind August 22, 2009

P.P.S.D.

Post poop stress disorder. When your butthole feels on fire and/or stressed after you poop. Usually lasts 5-15 minutes.

Dude, I just took a poop and am suffering from P.P.S.D.

by UtahJazz12 October 31, 2017

S.P.D.

This acronym stands for Skins, Punx, and Drunx. Check out Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards - (ROCK N ROLL ISN'T PLAYED BY NICE BOYS, BASTARDS PLAY STREET PUNK ROCK N ROLL!)

"If you're claimin' S.P.D., then you're on my team!" -Lars Frederiksen

by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 21, 2004

P.D.P.A.S

People's Democratic Party of Australo-Slavia.

A Very Conservative Political for Profit Organisation based in Australia, with the majority of the senior management coming from a Slavic background. New members are recruited by invitation only.

"It is better to die for the P.D.P.A.S than to live for yourself"

"There is only the P.D.P.A.S, and it is our shield and protector."

by Superior79 November 6, 2009

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022