oxy moron

Any person who uses Oxy brand acne cleansing products. Made popular by a Clearasil commercial in the early 1990's.

Don't be an Oxy MORON...try our new and improved Clearasil pads!

oxy moron by Ed Rogers June 17, 2004

oxy moron

Someone who does stupid things because of their Oxycontin addiction.

Joey wouldn't have tried robbing that liquor store with a plastic fork if he wasn't such a damn oxy moron.

oxy moron by therealpaulwithap July 1, 2009

oxy moron

compassionate conservative

Goerge "Warmonger" Bush

oxy moron by michael hardin December 15, 2003

oxy moron

two words in a phrase that contradict each other

gay marriage, realistic liberal, cold sunshine

oxy moron by Daisy Ann August 29, 2005

Oxy-Moron 

That's the first time that never happened again!

My friend walks into the room and makes a statement about something completely obvious. I respond with total excitement.. "I know that's the first time that never happened again!" After a few seconds of thought, he looks at me and just shakes his head saying you are such an Oxy-Moron.

Oxy-Moron by Tom Stillin March 15, 2019

Oxy-moron 

There's oxymoron, which is a figure of speech, then there's Oxy-moron, which is a person who abuses oxycontin so much that he's a moron, hence the term OXY-MORON.

Look at that kid, he takes so many oxycontins, HE'S A OXY-MORON.

Oxy-moron by Jaysterdamus June 23, 2011

Oxy-moron 

Usually sharp tongued and self important, an oxy-moron is generally an insecure, insensitive, raucous ass who cops an ironic pseudonym as a shield for presenting unsolicited and ignorant remarks regarding people and events about whom he or she knows very little.

niceboi - "That girl has really big boobs and she wears t-shirts by Snorgtees. Point and laugh with me."

Intelligent person with good taste - "It's time you stopped being an oxy-moron and shut the f*** up already. Nobody cares about your decidedly uninformed opinion."

Oxy-moron by DJ Dialectic July 24, 2010