Finger out of asshole

Telling someone to stop doing shit and get on with their task.

Teacher: Finger out of asshole, finish your worksheet, or no recess for you.
Student: ...?

by Mr Confident July 12, 2016

Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole

When you see a super hot chick and you actually think her shit don't stink. You actually visualize rimming, sucking on, and eating out her asshole even with remnants of shit in her butt crevice. But, to you, it is well worth it because she is sooooo hot. Sometimes it can be used as an Acronym : (ETSOOHA). It is pronounced "Et-sew-ha".

1.) Horny Bastard: Look at Britney Spears....she has a super juicy butt and looks hot!

Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!

2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?

Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!

by Sicilianbuttfucker June 22, 2011

Rolled out of an Asshole

1. To have a terrible appearance.
2. To look bad or Sick
3. To tell someone that they look like Shit

Example 1
I saw Matt the other day and man he looked like he just rolled out of an asshole. I think he was wearing the same clothes on Saturday night!!

Example 2
(Military)
Holy Shit Troops! You all look like you just rolled out of an asshole this morning and put on your uniforms.

by Steve Marchy December 28, 2005

bladder just fell out of my asshole

The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.

Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*

Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.

by Larry Saunders August 17, 2021

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

by purplebrownday July 6, 2011

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

by aq_ua March 29, 2021