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george orwell banana stalking

When a person, usually a man, follows a girl into an open, person-less field without her knowing, and stabs her in the ass with a banana.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl looks like she's headed into an open, person-less field. I should totally pull a george orwell banana stalking.
Guy 2: Here, take this banana I was going to enjoy with my lunch.

*LATER*

Girl: OW! THERE'S A BANANA IN MY ASS! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?
by there's four of us January 25, 2009
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George Orwell

Famous writter of what appears to be modern society's story told over 50 years ago. Told in his book, 1984, the ideas of a Police State. His book Animal Farm is the story of Stalin's USSR and is a form of "easy reading" compared to 1984. But, 1984 is one of the greatest novels ever written and has rightly deserved it's spot to be forcefully read in classrooms.
Thought Police is an sercet organization from his work 1984.

War is Peace. Slavery is Freedom. Ignorance is Strength.

Animal Farm is about the USSR.

Shooting An Elephant is a short story telling about his personal life while in British India

George Orwell was a genius.
by G. Orwell May 29, 2009
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The Orwell Cycle

A series of years:
1920 1921 1924 1929 1936 1945 1956 1969 1984 2001 2020...
In which cataclysms or great cosmic change occurs in the geopolitical and economic order of the world. Some dates begin wars, others end them. On one, mankind even landed on the moon. They mark eras, and are a continuing trend. This past century, the Orwell Cycle has clearly followed a quadratic curve, the question is, will it continue to do so?

We’ll find out in 2041, when something BIG happens.
#1: Damn, this year sucks. All my plans have been ruined by the coronavirus. Now there’s rioting and the police have gone mad with power...

#2: Calm down, it will pass. At least nobody is dropping the bomb. The Orwell Cycle works in mysterious ways brotha, but you know what they say. Hindsight is 20/20
by DiamondDick9 June 5, 2020
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George Orwell

Author of the novels "Animal Farm" and "1984"
Kids over the world are forced to read Orwell's books.
by Not Another Teen Trend May 25, 2003
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Mark Orwell

Mark orwell is a typical balding old man but mark has something very different about him, he’s a nonce !!! Mark has a fetish for underage children and loves rubbing their bums. Mark is despised by others and many think he is disgusting.
Ed: Did you see benji earlier
Xanie: No i think mark had caught him
Ed: Jesus i hope he got away, mark orwell is a filthy nonce!
by Mark orwell May 17, 2019
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Orwellian

This is Great Britain summed up in a single word, currently competing with the likes of North Korea. In Britain there are increasingly pathetic authoritarian laws being introduced to rid the country of expressive freedom.

Freedom of speech, not that complete freedom of speech ever existed here, is now almost completely gone.

You'll be afraid to speak up about the current invasion of foreigners, you'll be afraid to say certain words, you'll be under surveillance, you'll be under control, you'll be fearful of arrest.
Edward from the UK: I was getting verbally abused and threatened online today. I hit them with a torrent of offensive words in return, and like a week later, the police turned up at my house and arrested me for hurting somebody's feelings with word bullets!

Edward's friend, Rob from the USA: Man.. You can get arrested for such petty shit today, whatever happened to sticks and stones? Also, why were you arrested and treated like a criminal when the others started it and got away with it? They even threatened you and got away with that too? That's bullshit beyond logic.

Edward from the UK: People have been arrested for far less mate. It's a law called Malicious Communications. Everything in the UK is ass-backwards. That's why Boris Johnson was allowed to party it up with his mates during lockdown with police on guard. Then a pensioner was sentenced for selling mince pies during the pandemic. Britain is truly broken beyond belief. A disgustingly oppressive country, it's do as I say, not as I do.

Edward's friend, Rob from the USA: Holy shit dude, that's Orwellian alright! If I lived there I'd be out like a bullet!
by Fight 4 Freedom January 27, 2023
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Ornella

The most amazing girl in the world.... so funny and smart and sweet.. She's the girl you can't ignore.. Every guy named Andy loves her... She's simply a goddess!!!
"Wow, you're amazing. You remind me of Ornella"

"That girl HAS to be an Ornella... She's so cool!"
by nellyyyyyyyy December 9, 2012
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