Orlando Bloom

An actor who is constantly slammed because everyone thinks he is a sissy and because stupid teenage girls fawn over him, but he really is a pretty nice guy if you get to know him. It's not his fault that stupid teens think he's the hottest of the hot and make him look bad.
Orlando Bloom is cool.
by Hurkle March 23, 2005
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Orlando Bloom

The absolute hottest man on the planet. His two best roles were when he played Legolas in LOTR and Will Turner in Pirates of the Carribbean. Birthday is January 13, 1977. From Canterbury, England.
That guy is almost as hot as Orlando Bloom.
by ambercutie March 01, 2005
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The act of Italian Handing, then proceeding to insert up sphincter. After insertion, the hand must be opened up or spread wide. Much like a flower, highfive, or in-side out umbrella.
"It was a good night, until she gave me a quick Orlando Bloom"
by Honanana July 11, 2018
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Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!
Orlando Bloom walked up and I ripped his sexy clothes off and had my way with him!!!
by Cooter March 15, 2005
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To some the \"hottest of hot\" to others\" to others a fantasy, but British actor, sort of hot, and a great actor.
Orlando Bloom is an all around good guy.
by Clueless April 26, 2005
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Oh my god. Too great for words. But I suppose this is way Im expected to run this urban dictionary thing. Well, here goes:

1./Orlando is the most sexiest man I have ever laid my keen eyes on.
2./The type of guy I would kill for.
3./If our paths ever do cross, he must be warmed that I may jump on his yummy body of his and take him home to my liking :

I suppose thats` good enough.
1./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom.
2./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom.
3./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom, much.
by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006
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The most kind, smart, sexy man to ever be alive. He is very sweet and cute. He is mine though, so you must back off. i know everything about him, and have been a fan for years. orlando is a nice man who is misunderstood sometimes and is the hottest man ever. i love orlando!
by orlando bloom is minex3 March 10, 2006
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