A man a woman keeps around for platonic favors and services as well as for attention. He usually sticks around in the hope he'll some day get with her.
= Who's that guy, is he her boyfriend?
– Nah he's just some whiteknight beta orbiter -- he follows her on Facebook, and now he came to pick her up.
– Nah he's just some whiteknight beta orbiter -- he follows her on Facebook, and now he came to pick her up.
by SomewhereElse December 11, 2016
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by microwiz January 18, 2006
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by Smtx.mw October 3, 2018
Get the Orbiting mug.A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (couch-mover). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend-zone.
Peter wasn't actually a real friend, he was just another orbiter of yours. That's why he was being an ass to your new boyfriend.
Peter is such an orbiter. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!
Peter is such an orbiter. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!
by djsynq September 9, 2009
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