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Shaving an orangutan

Using excessive expletives deleted in public, as for example, when quoting or discussing the President of the United States. From an episode of Sealab 2021 where an orangutan is shaved in Tijuana, Mexico, with judicious bleeps.
Somebody on Twitter is really shaving an orangutan about Public Enemy today.

Orangutans smush

A person stroking a womans vagina with gloves and mushing the cum inside like a banana
She did not expect a Orangutans smush in her vagina!

Orange Haired Orangutan

Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem
THAT ORANGE HAIRED ORANGUTAN IS CRAZY!!

Orangutanging 

Verb - Orangutanging

Where a female simultaneously masturbates two men whilst on her knees, shaking her arms at head level and thus resembling an Orangutang.
Rich - "Check out this skin flick. That hoe be pulling those dicks like a crazy milk maid"

Ged - "Damn, she be orangutanging them like a true spunk monkey"
Orangutanging by Ged 2071 August 26, 2014

Corner Orangutan 

To masturbate in public or somewhat public places like a horny orangutan in a hidden corner of a zoo exhibit.
I caught my date doing the corner orangutan under the table after I bent over to pick up my keys...GROSS!

Dude, I caught my roommate corner orangutaning in the shower with my girlfriend's body wash. Close the frickin door next time.
Corner Orangutan by Drew Mendes September 16, 2011

orangutangisheneer 

An orangutang that is an engineer.
You are an orangutangisheneer.