OPHS

Old People Hatred Syndrome

OPHSER: "God dude your grandma wont shut the fuck up.
I just hate the way she does everything."
Grandson: "Dude it's my grandma, relax!"

by JDong April 4, 2009

oph

Original pleasing human

That man is very popular. He is an oph

by Criostoir Hulme September 24, 2005

Oph

A term that sounds, and is loosely related to the term ''oaf''.

It is a word to define an insane psychopath that is usually, more often than not, perverted. Like an urban ''oaf'' It is the name of one of the anonymous lurker of /b/, Opherian. Used as a codename to this particular anon. Questions arise as to whether creatures that act like thi one are truly human.

''That guy is an Oph.'' Wait, that Oph is here?

by Anthrien. May 31, 2010

OPH

OPH (Odious Personal Habit): A disgusting personal habit that most people find obnoxious.

John: Did you see the new guy. Dude, needs to work on some social skills.
Bill: I did. He has so many OPHs it's off the chart.

by TheRealMeldawn September 7, 2018

Eph Oph

an easier way to type fuck off. Background: I saw it on someones license plate

Eph Oph Aleicia and Rachel, Eph Oph!

by Courtney April 25, 2004

eph'n oph

Ones way of not offending, but offending the use of the slang meaning of fucking around.

I saw Mike Brackett at work eph'n oph!

by Fucking off January 20, 2025

OPH

OPH. Orgasms per hour.

Think of miles per hour, but instead how many Orgasms can you reach per hour with your partner during intercourse ?

“This weekend in trying to cream pie my girl so much we reach our max OPH”
“I haven’t seen my girlfriend in so long, going to make her orgasm so much…who knows how many OPH we’ll have”

‘Dude, we had non-stop sex last night. I didn’t know I could that many rounds. My OPH was up”

by Ppwilld1414 March 21, 2023