eye-opener

1. A real suprise

2. A drink of liquor taken upon awakening

3. Anything that enforms or enlightens one

Listening to his lecture was an eye-opener.

by Light Joker October 2, 2005

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thigh opener

any type of alcohol that will turn an usually chaste woman into a raging nymphomaniac.

Everyone kept telling me forget Betty, she's gonna die a virgin, well after a couple shots of thigh opener........... need I say more.

by elpasospike November 14, 2009

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Noun. The first girl you fuck after a streak of not getting it in for a long time. Usually a fugly girl who you wouldn't normally fuck, but do so anyway out of the necessity to warm up and get back in the game.

Subey: "Moustapha, you should fuck Moby as a season opener because you haven't been able to get it in since the accident and you need some practice, yeah?"
Moustapha: "Oh Hell yea. Usually I'm repulsed by her because she's a big girl, but I have the biggest boner now just thinking about her. I'll seduce her with my new Ralph Lauren scarf."

by Krazy K 69 February 11, 2014

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Leg opener

A dude that’s so hot that you’d bang him in a second.

Omg he’s such a leg opener

by Misslinds April 6, 2021

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Turkish Eye Opener

When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.

When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.

by Marty D January 3, 2007

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