onlineability

the ability of a device to connect to the internet.

Yeah, I can view certain websites on my Blackberry, but the iPhone has better onlineability.

Xbox Live completely pwns the Playstation network in terms of onlineabilty.

by Aretelio July 17, 2008

online

The act of being connected to the Internet using some sort of digital device.

I can't get through to him on the fucking phone. That stupid faggot is probably online.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

online

1) The state of being connected to the Internet.
2) Relating to systems, the state of being powered on, connected, or actively ready for use.

I'm going to go online now!

Let's bring that computer online.

by Wingchild September 13, 2003

online

When you are hooked up to the soul-destroying electronic mainframe that encompasses the world and subliminally instructed to consume as much capitalist produce as possible before you take your last breath.

WHAT? Where the fuck did THAT definition come from?

by Alianne September 07, 2003

onlinality

The place on the internet where all the coolest and the most hip people with rich class,style and attitude hangout

It is the mix of any of these 2 words online+personality=onlinality online+ability=onlinality online+nationality=onlinality

by Khumaer Bayas (Kay N Bee) December 19, 2008

online

Being on or connected to the internet or a network.

I just got my website online.

Jill is online right now.

by senegal September 13, 2003

on the online

A reference to the internet or AIM. It sounds stupid to intelligent people.

I was talking to him on the online. I had sex with him on the online. My online broke, I can't get on the online.

by your mother April 17, 2003