one day a week criminal

football hooligan
from the book city psychos-shaun tordoff milo publishing 2002

I think most junior police ranks know us for what we are, perceived "one day a week criminals"

by cockneyjacko October 26, 2004

One Week Stand

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.

When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.

by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011

One-Week

Noun

Someone you only sort of had a crush on but it only lasted a week or two before realizing you actually don’t like them.

Do you still like Alex?

Nah, he was just a one-week.

by Lara Jay March 12, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

One week wonder

New music that’s on the radio that lasts a week and then it’s forgotten unlike timeless classics

Oh no another one week wonder , I’m sure this took a good 5 minutes to make

by Truthmaster2006 August 27, 2019

One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.

Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!

by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012

The White Man Did It In One Week

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.

"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"

by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 9, 2023