When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!
by LTrain23 July 11, 2006
when receiving head, right before you cum, poke your lady in the eye, kick her in the shin and then gizz down her throat. resulting in a hop on one leg, one eye closed tight and a gargling arrhhhggg noise coming from her throat.
by Mckaytrio January 30, 2008
Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".
by Vincent May 13, 2004
when a guy kicks some broad in the shin then jizzes in her eye. After this event, the bitch will proceed to hop around on one leg with one eye closed and continuously scream arrrrr.
This sexual "game" originates in Medieval England.
This sexual "game" originates in Medieval England.
by berk and blatt December 02, 2004
man 1: dude guess what i did to this chick last night
man 2: what?
man 1: i gave her the one-eyed pirate
man 2: nice work dude!
man 2: what?
man 1: i gave her the one-eyed pirate
man 2: nice work dude!
by elkshockey12 December 10, 2006
The one eyed pirate should be a selfish act. Get her from behind, and as you are gettin 'er done, reach around the back of your head with the right hand, covering the left eye (or vice-versa if you are a southpaw). A parrot on the shoulder is optional. Saying "Aaargh!" or "Shiver me timbers!" is not.
by Dirty Steve May 06, 2006
what doing a girl in the ass you pull your dick out and jizz in her eye, thus causing her to say arrr like a pirate
by Kimosawby December 08, 2004