one eyed pirate

when a guy kicks some broad in the shin then jizzes in her eye. After this event, the bitch will proceed to hop around on one leg with one eye closed and continuously scream arrrrr.

This sexual "game" originates in Medieval England.

My boiiieee morgan one-eye-pirated some bitch he met at the mall.

by berk and blatt December 2, 2004

one eyed pirate

The one eyed pirate should be a selfish act. Get her from behind, and as you are gettin 'er done, reach around the back of your head with the right hand, covering the left eye (or vice-versa if you are a southpaw). A parrot on the shoulder is optional. Saying "Aaargh!" or "Shiver me timbers!" is not.

Aye! Polly! Check out this one eyed pirate!

by Dirty Steve March 17, 2007

one eyed pirate

what doing a girl in the ass you pull your dick out and jizz in her eye, thus causing her to say arrr like a pirate

man i gave cassie the oned eyed pirate

by Kimosawby December 7, 2004

One Eyed Pirate

Cum in her eye, quickly followed by a jab to the stomach. Forcing her to say "ARGH".

After having sex last night i gave her an One Eyed Pirate.

by Pete West August 9, 2003

one eyed pirate

Dick hound. Girl out for your weenie.

Don't bother gettin serious bout her man, she a one eyed pirate.

by McGyver March 17, 2007

One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018

one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

by Ryan April 20, 2004