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by the omnipotent..aka me. April 9, 2009
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A portmanteau of omnipotent and impotent meaning completely and utterly useless. Not of any value or function.
1:"Hey, can you take out the trash?"
2:"I'm playing Call of Duty right now"
1: "God you're omnimpotent!"
2:"Don't you mean omnipotent?"
1:"No I meant omnimpotent, because you're all around fucking useless!"
2:"I'm playing Call of Duty right now"
1: "God you're omnimpotent!"
2:"Don't you mean omnipotent?"
1:"No I meant omnimpotent, because you're all around fucking useless!"
by Xanzibar22 June 23, 2016
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Hashem (The One Without a Name) (God)
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by TheDemocraticEmpire August 30, 2022
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Justin Case: "Really?"
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Justin Case: "That's heavy man."
Justin Case: "Really?"
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by smokymcpot3687 February 25, 2010
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Potent - (of a male) able to achieve an erection or to reach an orgasm.
Omnipotence is the ability to achieve an erection or orgasm at will, this ability is bestowed by few.
Notable examples: Ron Jeremy, God.
Potent - (of a male) able to achieve an erection or to reach an orgasm.
Omnipotence is the ability to achieve an erection or orgasm at will, this ability is bestowed by few.
Notable examples: Ron Jeremy, God.
by 420noscopescrub April 9, 2015
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2. The ability to never be aroused by anything, no matter how sexy. In addition, this also includes the ability to turn anyone and everyone else around you off, regardless of the level of eroticism including but not limited to all-encompassing hormonal teenagerism.
2. The ability to never be aroused by anything, no matter how sexy. In addition, this also includes the ability to turn anyone and everyone else around you off, regardless of the level of eroticism including but not limited to all-encompassing hormonal teenagerism.
Good ol' omnimpotent Ian, I heard he tried to make breakfast for his children and ended up burning his hair off, flooding the house with radon, and impregnating the family dog.
It's not you baby, I have an incurable case of omnimpotence. You could have 6 boobs, all as big as my head, and be here with three of your ultra hot friends and it wouldn't wiggle an iota.
It's not you baby, I have an incurable case of omnimpotence. You could have 6 boobs, all as big as my head, and be here with three of your ultra hot friends and it wouldn't wiggle an iota.
by The Body Karate August 19, 2013
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