Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche
bag yet being blissfully unaware.
Old
man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding
head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this
mans alluring qualities.
When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old
man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob
Job - you can now think to yourself
'old
man short dick disease'