Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly
overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute
douche bag yet being
blissfully unaware.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.