Olsen Logic 

A teacher who grades an assignment before the due date and says it's missing when it is due in the future.

Example: I got a 0/50 on an assignment due on a Wednesday and I turned it in on a Tuesday, and I received the 0/50 on Tuesday, 1 day before it was actually due. That is Olsen Logic

Olsen Logic by Big brain Person March 24, 2021

Elizabeth Olsen 

Elizabeth Olsen is a sweet, caring & funny actress. Mostly known for her role in the marvel universe where she plays Scarlet Witch (Wanda Maximoff) She is very beautiful and also talented.

I stan Elizabeth Olsen!

Elizabeth Olsen by Molnet January 3, 2019

Olsen twinin' it 

To skip a meal or deny food in order to lose weight. This term is reflective of the malnourished appearance of the Olsen twins. As made popular by The Roots track "Rising Up."

"Want to get a burger?"
"Naw, I'm Olsen twinin' it."

Olsen twinin' it by T Bills May 16, 2008

Elizabeth Olsen 

mommy

Does Elizabeth Olsen need a dog? I can bark… Or meow. Whatever lizzie wants 😫

Elizabeth Olsen by Maggs.gm December 9, 2021

Olsen Twins 

The most sought after porn in the world. The modern day perverts holy grail.

"Olsen twin porn"

Olsen Twins by Dr Mark Doran the Third January 12, 2003

olsen twins 

twin girl "actresses" that appear to closely resemble cocaine junkies, troll dolls, and fantasy middle-earth midget creatures. started off their 'careers' as the baby hobbit "Michelle" on the popular 90's show Full House. also went on to make irritating kid songs, and mind numbing movies (usually playing different personality twins that reunite with one another) also acted in a few TV shows to display their tween image. all these products and novelty fame created their huge m/b-illionaire empire aimed at little girls and also tweens adding to it by then launching a clothing line. now the pair are heading off to NYU for college in hopes of bypassing all the superiors in entertainment and to learn how to make their own crappy movies all by themselves only to quadruple the $$$

fans include: little girls, perverted old men, a tween, teenage boys who can only jerk off, and Anna Rexia.

present day way to tell them apart:
Ashley is semi-rexic
Mary Kate is a skeleton / has the body of Mr. Burns on the Simpsons

Isn't it odd that John Stamos (uncle Jesse) seperated with his model wife Rebecca Romijn from their 5 year marriage just a month before the olsen twins turned legal? hmmm?...

olsen twins by alwrfkelkfmbqwerqsmfglsdfld June 6, 2004

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen 

two twin girls who posess no acting, singing, designing, or producing skills, but are paid as if they do because they are blonde haired, blued girls who people think are pretty and thats what sells.

Mary Kate and Ashley have been in a lot of movies, but gee, why havn't I seen them at the movies? Oh yes because their "hit" movies make it straight to video...

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen by someone sick of the media... June 25, 2003