obese

at least 3/4 of america

Chris Christie is so obese all of his clothes need to be hemmed to fit.

by jake paul sucks August 4, 2017

obesedon

a prehistoric creature living in the 21st century. obesedons can grow up to 500 pounds. their main diet is chips, sodas, cupcakes, hotdogs, cakes, burgers, deep fried food, etc. obesedons do not eat vegetables and do not excercise. their hobbies include watching tv, sleeping, eating, and sleep, and eating, oops did i say it twice?

yesterday i went to mc donalds and the store was filled with obesedons.

by Lilddudontknome December 10, 2008

obesex

The kind of sex obese people have.

ex.1) Oh my gosh. I feel so fat... I think we're gonna have obesex from now on, babe.

ex. 2) Did you feel the earthquake last night?

No... That was just the couple next door having their obesex.

by everyonegoesrawr July 23, 2011

obese

a human sphere, equal in width and height (sometimes more in width than height)

michael moore is obese

by da booze man August 13, 2006

obese

To be unhealthily fat.

Jane was obese. She had huge rolls of fat.

by Anonymous March 22, 2005

Obese Pigeon

A godly creature of absolute power. When one touches an obese pigeon, they will feel the ultimate goal to go to Mc Donalds to eat. Obese pigeons cannot fly so instead they can only role.

Oh wow Joe, did you see that Obese Pigeon there, it was absolutely huge!

by RAVISHINGMONKEY62 August 28, 2016

Morbiusly Obese

A person who watches morbius and is morbidly obese.

"hey you are morbiusly obese"
"no im not"

by kurumik June 4, 2022