Offline Predator

A person who uses real-world means in order to solicit sex from other people who are usually many years younger than them. These people are commonly found in grocery stores, parks, bars, and malls. They can be recognized by their rape van, molestache, and rapist glasses.

-"Did you see that old guy spittin' on college girls at the grocery store?"
-"Yeah he was a total offline predator."

by Pentagon March 21, 2010

offline party

noun - event - An offline party is a gathering of cool, interesting single people who have had it with online dating, faceboinking, and generally living life online. An offline party is reminiscent of the infamous singles parties of the 1970s, but everyone keeps their own keys.

While scrolling through the incessantly mediocre profiles of men and women on jdate that began with the words 'I work hard and play hard' or 'I am fun-loving and love my family,' some friends decided to host an offline party, inviting only the coolest and most interesting and unconventional people they could find online. They prayed the guests would look like their profile pictures and not turn out to be total douchebags.

by Sara Alize Cross January 7, 2009

is now offline

This phrase is preceded by your name and is used primarily in online chats where you are capable of logging in/out. It is used as a response to an absolutely idiotic comment, where you feel the need to log off on this person. Equivalent of slamming the door in someone's face, the ellipsis ("..."), or actually logging off on them.

Other variations include, but are not limited to:
- ____ has logged off.
- ____ is no longer able to chat.
- ____ has signed out.

Frank: So, doing anything interesting?
Nordman: Collecting sperm by masturbating into a balloon.
Frank: Frank is now offline.

by oo| November 14, 2011

offing himself

Another way to say something is going to commit suicide/kill themselves.

Fred: 'Did you hear Bob is offing himself tonight?'
Peter: 'Yeah, dude. Sad.'

by Jay Jay <33 October 20, 2008

Offing

The sea between the horizon and the offshore

There was an ominous cloud in the offing.

by AlterLynx October 20, 2017

Offline camo

When a person is on "appear offline" but is still talking to people on a chat program, they are using offline camo

I didn't know she was online because she was using offline camo

by The deep &&&&&& February 28, 2009

offlined

To be killed in a MMORPG while offline. Typically, the lowest form of cowardly attack or revenge.

Our team was online and ready. We went to their base, and destroyed everything using rockets and explosive ammo. They were all offline. We stole or destroyed absolutely everything, and offlined them real good!

by ViperGeek April 27, 2021