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Oktoberfest

Oktoberfest is a festival in which millions of people get together once a year to artificially increase the price of liver transplants
on Oktoberfest we drink shitloads of beer
by Minesweeperplayer September 29, 2021
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Octoberfestation

Overabundance of all things autumn starting in October - retail shops offering everything Halloween and Octoberfest related, restaurants selling everything with pumpkin flavor - desserts, liquor, cocktails, etc.
The house had been adorned with Octoberfestation, including a corn cob wreath, pumpkins, and scarecrows.
by CinderellieInAz October 14, 2013
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Oktoberfest

When you invite men and women to a party, but no women show up, leaving you with a lot of men. In other words: Beer and sausage!

Source: Dinosaur Comics, July 25, 2003
T-Rex: Why do my parties turn into one big Oktoberfest?
Utahraptor: Oktoberfest?
T-Rex: Beer and sausage!
by Dorian Black! May 4, 2005
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oktoberfest

when a girl is invited to beer drinking party and shes the only girl there and takes on all the guy suasage at the party
lets invite her to the oktoberfest she is hot!
by 44mag May 16, 2009
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Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.
"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"
by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025
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Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.
"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"
by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025
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Oktoberfast

A proven diet of water, craft beer, and protein powder, designed to prepare pudgy Americans for the rigors of the best holimonth of the year, Oktoberfest! (As endorsed by your good friends Hans and Franz)
Hans: How do you keep up your fabulous physique and not look like a girlie-man?
Franz: Apart from pumping iron, I stick to my Oktoberfast!
by BreadOverBliss May 3, 2011
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