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Oktoberfast

A proven diet of water, craft beer, and protein powder, designed to prepare pudgy Americans for the rigors of the best holimonth of the year, Oktoberfest! (As endorsed by your good friends Hans and Franz)
Hans: How do you keep up your fabulous physique and not look like a girlie-man?
Franz: Apart from pumping iron, I stick to my Oktoberfast!
by BreadOverBliss May 3, 2011
mugGet the Oktoberfastmug.

My Deuce Touch

People with a my deuce touch turn everything they touch to shit. It's basically the opposite of a Midas touch.
Can you stop instrument yourself into all of these important tasks? Your my deuce touch is ruining everything we're trying to accomplish!
by BreadOverBliss August 3, 2018
mugGet the My Deuce Touchmug.

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