lesbian observation

when a girl notices that another girl's nipples are erect

Amber: WTF!! Your nipples are hard!!!
Savannah: What? You got a problem with it?!? You totally gave a lesbian observation!

by ilovechrisandme February 5, 2012

observationalist

An observationalist is a person who makes a statement based on real-world assessments (observational comment) about specific people, places, and events happening around them. Observations are unlike racist or stereotype comments that are generalized statements about a group of people.

Antonyms: racism, stereotypes.

Remember kids, it's cool to be an observationalist. However, tossing around stereotypes or racist comments is never cool. Know the difference!

Stereotype: "All Asians are good at math."

An Observationalist says: "Those Asian kids (over there) are human Ti89s. Each one of them scored in the 98% percentile or higher of the math section of the SATs."

Stereotype: "All priests rape little boys."

An Observationalist says: "That priest is a pedophile. I saw him ask an eight year old boy if he could pillage his cornhole with the holy disco stick."

by JewClaw May 17, 2011

Observatorying

Verb: To go observatorying

Defined as "the hobby or act of going to observatories on monday nights with intentions of observing the stars, after indulging in a quarter of a chocolate chip cookie from starbucks, and before doing any homework. Most often done on College campuses

Brittany couldn't must an inkling of motivation to do her homework, so she decided to go observatorying around campus with her bff Don Rafael

by USCCampusMinds January 14, 2009

mammory observatory

Titty bar, Strip Club, Adult Cabaret. Anyplace where women's breasts can be seen.

Steve--"Let's go check out the new Mammory Observatory Chuck."

Chuck--"I would rather check out guys."

Steve--"We're no longer friends Chuck."

by oafanosu September 17, 2007

observitude

Justification due to tradition, religious doctrine, or political affiliation. When logic and reason are negated by tradition.

Observitude dictates the support of a president during war, while he/she fails to resolve issues at home or abroad.

by Cosmo Polaski September 12, 2006

observation engineer

an unskilled individual who watches others perform a job task

It takes one person to screw in a light bulb and one observation engineer to watch.

by psychoesthesiac July 10, 2010

comet observatory

The hub world from Mario Galaxy 1.
It’s both a comet and a observatory.

Jay: I just unlocked the kitchen on the comet Observatory!

Jeff: well I’m already on the bedroom.

by JeffyUHHHHHHHHH April 18, 2021