Captain Obvious

a sarcastic name for someone who states the obvious

Cat: "The sky is blue"
Rich: "Thanks, Captain Obvious"

by Breezy April 13, 2004

Oblivious Cock Block

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.

Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

by StonedSteve March 8, 2009

Thanks Captain Obvious

Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.

Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!

by crazy hooker October 11, 2009

obviously there's no truth to it, obviously

"umm its a fuuny thing,i mean, people can believe what they want they want to believe" blah blah blah, while trying his best to deny larry, "but obviously theres no truth to it,ya know, ObViOuSlY" ~ louis tomlinson.

"if you google a conspiracy on ... uh Iphones, youre gonna get a CoNsPiRaCy, but in reality, obviously there's no truth to it, obviously "

by larryishotasf July 16, 2021

general obvious

getting promoted from captain obvious to general obvious because you always point out the obvious all the time.

Bob always points out that he has no arms and legs. Thanks general obvious. You point out everything that is obvious so you have been promoted. congradulations.

by laxgoalie6 December 19, 2008

situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.

Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011

catherine obvious

a single made by the band "my dog carver" that consist of members kalynn koury & weston koury- also know as sinjin drowning.

the title of the song came from the victorious episode survival of the hottest, which is also the episode sinjin drowning got their name from.

Tori : Yeah, thank you, Catherine obvious.
André: It's captain obvious.
Jade: The expression is "Thank you, captain obvious."
Beck: Who would catherine be?
Tori: Catherine can be a captain.

"Her name is Catherine
Catherine obvious
Captain of my heart" -Catherine obvious, my dog carver.

by philip <3 August 22, 2022