oblivious

David

Sophie keeps giving hints that she likes him but David is too oblivious to realise

by GeorgeSYS May 25, 2019

Oblivious

really stupid and unaware

Wow, I'm really oblivious, I never realize when people are on the phone and then I make an ass out of myself.

by yeargh March 27, 2015

oblivious drop

when your friend is hooking up with a girl at a party and you drunkenly stumble into the bedroom and hit the tv next to the bed, knocking the vcr on top onto the girl's head and interrupting the magic.

dammit, last night luis pulled an oblivious drop and nearly killed natalie

by redlovesheets69 February 3, 2009

Oblivious Fuck

A person (typically a guy) that has no idea they could smash if they just asked. Oblivious fucks tend to be the unknowing putting a girl in the friend zone

Girl 1 -"God I'd fuck Jake in a heart beat if he'd stop calling me bro and take me to a movie."

Girl 2-"don't bother he'll always be an oblivious fuck"

by Ramdomchick268 February 25, 2015

Oblivious

Pretty much Harry Potter summed up in one word. I mean, he was clueless to the things straight in his face.

*made up*
Harry: How long has this been going on?

Hermione: Quite awhile, but for some reason you didn't know.

Ron: Yeah, mate. Your oblivious to nearly everything!

Harry: That isn't true!

Heemione: Harry, it is true.

by (×_×; November 3, 2016

fiddly oblivious

When your personality and or behavior is so gullible or oblivious that someone can make up an adjective like fiddly and you'll believe it actually exists.

Derived from the word fiddle because whoever came up with that was clearly too oblivious to realize the word violin already existed.

Person 1: Who's Brittney Spears?
Person 2: The cavewoman married to the caveman in the Geico commercials.
Person 1: Really? I thought she wrote music?
Person 2:.......You're fiddly oblivious
Person 1: Yeah.... Wait that means imaginative right?
Person 2: *facepalm* Look it up in the dictionary
Person 1: It's not there....

by camellia April 29, 2013

oblivious boyfriend

A boyfriend who doesn’t understand when he is unintentionally not answering his girlfriend and cannot tell when he is being dumb. They can’t tell when their girlfriend is upset and makes it worse by doing nothing.

“Wow! Rhett is such an oblivious boyfriend!”

by Hi Trey June 30, 2018