Obituary Material

A life accomplishment that is so significant that it will pointed out in your obituary.

Did you hear that Stacey was promoted to President of the First National Bank? That's some serious obituary material.

by Indy Sparkplug May 13, 2010

Obituaries

1. A list of the dead, or a register of anniversary days when service is performed for the dead.

OBITUARIES: That which pertains to, or is called forth by, the obit or death of a person; esp., an account of a deceased person; a notice of the death of a person, accompanied by a biographical sketch

by rdario43 July 18, 2009

Obituary

Oh damn....

We lost Yasser Arafat and Old Dirty Bastard in the same week??

My world no longer has any meaning.

by SARCASM November 24, 2004

Obituary liar

An individual who engages in compulsive distribution of falsehoods packaged as veracity.

A mountebank, a sophist, a specious spurious lot, an apocryphal. Or simply, someone who is deadass lying.

Anyone who says they can accurately predict weather is an obituary liar.

by hartzosaurus September 13, 2019

obituary milker

A person (attention-whore) whom barely acknowledged and or hardly knew someone but will socially grieve over them for attention. These people are defective and need to get a life.

Attention whore turns obituary milker as another means for attention.

by 'One Warning' January 10, 2015

Ovaries to obituaries

An alternative way of saying "womb to tomb." For the duration of one's life.

Haley: "you're 1/3 punk and 2/3 princess"
Brian: "from ovaries to obituaries"

by haley699124 January 23, 2017

oblogituary

cyber posting of deceased human; complete with POV of the deceased rather than from the living kin

pop up mp3 shows the deceased ranting to an SOB who never will inherit a dime from the deceased as probate robs the estate in legal tangle (American Life)

by artemisiac September 8, 2005