A derivative of the word obituary, pronounced (o-bitch-u-harry)
The death of a potential sexual encounter when the woman's pants come off to expose an incredibly hairy and impenetrable boundary to the intended sexual activity. Generally yelled in a confused and disappointed tone followed by a lame excuse and a quick and obvious exit by the male party.
The death of a potential sexual encounter when the woman's pants come off to expose an incredibly hairy and impenetrable boundary to the intended sexual activity. Generally yelled in a confused and disappointed tone followed by a lame excuse and a quick and obvious exit by the male party.
Jenny: "Are you ready?"
Upon unzipping her pants Jenny's bush explodes into view.
Shocked, Cody yells "Obitchuhairy!" while pulling on his pants and making a mad dash for the door.
Upon unzipping her pants Jenny's bush explodes into view.
Shocked, Cody yells "Obitchuhairy!" while pulling on his pants and making a mad dash for the door.
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The act of using social networking sites to spread the news of a celebrity death, whether it's true or not.
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Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
by fredo October 22, 2003
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Bob, seriously! Do not Obitter me this please, I do not want to start my day hearing about effing dead people.
Get a life or Obitter me you.
Get a life or Obitter me you.
by MikeDP October 21, 2009
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by Indy Sparkplug May 13, 2010
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Guy 1: Hey, did you see the obituary in the newspaper today.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was for ____.
Guy 3: It wasn't an obituary, it was an obitchuary!
*then they all laugh and ride into the sunset together*
Guy 2: Yeah, it was for ____.
Guy 3: It wasn't an obituary, it was an obitchuary!
*then they all laugh and ride into the sunset together*
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