A sicko of mature age that starts the day twittering the obituaries finding comfort knowing that people of lesser age are being consumed by the reaper.
Bob, seriously! Do not Obitter me this please, I do not want to start my day hearing about effing dead people.
Get a life or Obitter me you.
Refers to a guy whom a girl treats as second-class choice. These are potential partners who are somewhat incomplete. The girl throws occasion signs to lead them on but parks them hanging just in case she finally decides to use him or in the less likely case, accept him.
"Marcus is just an obiter. I feel kinda sorry that he gets led on by Nicole thinking he has a chance with her when in fact he is second choice."
People who artificially glamorise their appearance beyond recognition, to the point that their true natural appearance is obliterated. In the case of excessive make-up, when you see them without makeup, they bear no resemblance to their made-up appearance. In the case of photographic filters, when you meet them the first time, they are remarkably different to their filtered photographic appearance, often older, or with worse skin, or less attractive. On some, there may also be a striking absence of cat ears and nose features.
"How was your blind date?"
"I walked straight past because I didn't recognise them without their filter."
"Ah ... another member of the oblitterati."
"I took a goddess home last night, but in the morning found some strange person making me pancakes."
"Yep. Oblitterati."
"Wow, that person is a 10."
"Wait! Stand back. Oblitterati!"
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.