Obitter

A sicko of mature age that starts the day twittering the obituaries finding comfort knowing that people of lesser age are being consumed by the reaper.

Bob, seriously! Do not Obitter me this please, I do not want to start my day hearing about effing dead people.
Get a life or Obitter me you.

by MikeDP October 21, 2009

Obittering

The act of using social networking sites to spread the news of a celebrity death, whether it's true or not.

I heard about Michael Jackson when everybody started obittering about it on FaceBook.

by HP.Twitter July 5, 2009

Orbitter

A person who orbits around different types of social media, usually not responding to any messages.

That person who just joined our server is such an orbitter! He never sent 1 message!

by Léon November 20, 2018

Oblitterate

A combination of "litter" and "obliterate". To completely trash a place.

After my house party, I basically needed a trash compactor because the place was so oblitterated.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

Oblitter

Short form of obliterate. To utterly destroy, leave no trace of. smash. annihilate.

I played James in Madden 10 and straight up oblittered his ass.

He'll oblitter you in golf, bro.

by so so pseudio September 27, 2009

obiter

Refers to a guy whom a girl treats as second-class choice. These are potential partners who are somewhat incomplete. The girl throws occasion signs to lead them on but parks them hanging just in case she finally decides to use him or in the less likely case, accept him.

"Marcus is just an obiter. I feel kinda sorry that he gets led on by Nicole thinking he has a chance with her when in fact he is second choice."

by kaikai86 September 9, 2011

oblitterati

People who artificially glamorise their appearance beyond recognition, to the point that their true natural appearance is obliterated. In the case of excessive make-up, when you see them without makeup, they bear no resemblance to their made-up appearance. In the case of photographic filters, when you meet them the first time, they are remarkably different to their filtered photographic appearance, often older, or with worse skin, or less attractive. On some, there may also be a striking absence of cat ears and nose features.

"How was your blind date?"
"I walked straight past because I didn't recognise them without their filter."
"Ah ... another member of the oblitterati."

"I took a goddess home last night, but in the morning found some strange person making me pancakes."
"Yep. Oblitterati."

"Wow, that person is a 10."
"Wait! Stand back. Oblitterati!"

by flyingnun April 2, 2024