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Obamasaurus Rex

This tyrannical creature exists in the USA. Its eating habits are hard-working Americans. The Obamasaurus hunts by hiding behind skinny, non-fruit bearing trees, called Polosis. Most of its prey laugh and state, "I see you there." However, the Rex has another trick up its sleeve. It offers them beer and lures them to his lair. At this point the Obamasaurus states; "Yeah, I am black...kind of, but how do you like me now?" This puts the prey in a state of confusion as they wander to their homes and find out that the Mexican Toothed Tiger has destroyed their habitat. Now the prey lies weak under the definitely fruity tree, the Cocobiden. This tree drops large seeds called Hilaryclintonhasnuts. After knocking the prey out, these Hilaryclintonhasnuts try to grow. They can't. They need to be fertilized by the BillClintonbangsfatties. It is said that if fertilization would occur an extremely ugly creature called the Chelsealookslikeahamster would kill them. Unfortunately the poor, homeless prey die.

Scientists have found little evidence of the origins of Obamasaurus.Scientists have theorized the traces back to the Middle East, Hawaii, and possibly Uranus. To survive the Rex, one must state, "I never saw you flying on the Terradactile around the statue of liberty for a photo op," while hiding the American Flag until further notice. The prophecy is that in 2012 three large meteors, "Life," "Liberty," and the "Pursuit of Happiness," will hit the earth destroying the Obamasaurus.
I pledge allegiance to the flag....oh my god! Run! It is the Obamasaurus Rex!
by Lost Almost October 31, 2010
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OBAMANAZI

He is a man who sincerely cares about this nation, and draws much criticism for exercising his right to free speech under the First Amendment. A man of considerable character and strength, he draws criticism from a great majority of the nation, but does not let others change his views. A caring man, he continues to live with his elderly mother, who often requires care. He is often deemed as arrogant or ignorant because of his reluctance to engage in debate with those who are so narrow-minded that they would never be willing to accept his views.He is a talented visual artist that finds expression in mild political commentary.
OBAMANAZI is a model American citizen.
by Adoring OBAMANAZI fan March 24, 2010
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obamanation

The current economic/political mess this country is experiencing due to our leaders.
He has been laid off and is on food stamps due to the current obamanation.
by stealth46 July 23, 2012
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obamanation

the word used to describe a policy that is not in favor of the people
The healthcare laws are an obamanation to the people of this country
by twistednick August 7, 2012
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Obamacation

A vacation you take funded entirely by other people and at the most inopportune times.
I decided to take an obamacation on my parents dime, i know i should have been at home studying for finals but shit, i work hard yall!!
by freefreefreethxobama August 3, 2013
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Obamasutra

The all American ethical book,inspired by the great Indian roots of Kamasutra,all about how to fuck the nation in several defined positions ranging from "In your face America" to "Up your ass America",written by our very own Barack Obama.
America wants sex,all the fucking time.When all white dicks were not enough to satisfy the nation,it was time to go for bigger dicks,and those of native African origins,
"We need a change,We need a black president"
bullshit we need bigger dicks to fuck our nation.
We need some Obamasutra.
So now you got it..?
enough?
Now let it rip.
by saksha May 10, 2010
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Obamanite

Pinhead that believes their candidates rhetoric of "Hope" and "Change" mean something when in reality his platform consists of hoping he can change something... anything...
How many Obamanites does it take to screw in a light bulb... none... they'll sit on their fat lazy asses and wait for someone else to do it for them...


I suppose the Obamanites are succeeding in "changing" the "hope" America had for a new dawning to the dreaded hell of a second Carter Presidency...
by Jared L. Ohlinger March 2, 2009
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