Oblonging

The word used for explaining long stints of blank thoughts.

Girl: Are you even listening to me?
Boy: Oh, i'm sorry, i was totally Oblonging.

by StuckWithExcuse July 15, 2011

Medulla Pancreas Oblongata

A person, who's brain creates insulin to filter out the influx of mass amounts of useless information. Or, to throw away useless information, now null and void.

Medulla Pancreas that order, the Commander in Chief wants to go for balloons & ice cream after the merry-go-round.

by Battle Royal w/ Cheese September 17, 2003

whoredulla oblongata

The whoredulla oblongata is the lower portion of the vagina stem. It deals with autonomic whore functions. The g-spot center is the part of the whoredulla oblongata responsible for controlling the legs of the whore.

I dated this girl named Jessica and her whoredulla oblongata was so out of control sensitive you could bang her anywhere any time!

by Shotwell February 20, 2008

oblong

the real name of rectangles

"look out guys, im going to rule the whole world by the power of oblong"

by Oblong power July 27, 2004

oblong schlong

a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment

Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

oblong

Strange; crazy in a fun and/or funny sort of way

Bethel went drinking last night and when she came into work this morning she was being silly. She's so oblong.

by Jennifer & Beth May 23, 2008

oblonglivious

When one's understanding of a situation is so completely distant from reality, their obliviousness takes on an oblong, convex shape.

I was oblonglivious to the processor reviews.

by Boobytrap8 June 12, 2010