Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin

i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride

by Sexydimma March 14, 2021

going to new orleans

When someone takes your shoes

Reference to the common shoe scam in new orleans where people ask you "where you got your shoes from"

"My friend says he's going to new orleans next period"

by ears_ears December 12, 2021

New Orleans Neti-Pot

Using a partner’s nostril as a sexual orifice during ejaculation, causing semen to enter the partner’s sinus cavity and exit through the opposite nostril.

I knew Karrie wouldn’t swallow, so I surprised her with a New Orleans Neti-Pot

by JayBanks October 29, 2017

New Orleans Hot Brunch

The unfortunate situation that arises when you’re working Brunch at the local po-boy shack and it’s almost 100° outside and the sweat drips down the small of your back inevitably accumulating in your butt crack. The only way to provide relief to this uncomfortable predicament is to dust the crack of your ass with the powdered sugar from the beignet station, thus absorbing the sweat and providing some small bit of relief as you continue to roast in the Louisiana sun.

1. HOT DAMN BRAH!! My ass is swampy like the Bartholomew Bayou, we got ourselves a New Orleans Hot Brunch today!

2. Person one: “Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?”

Person two: “Who gives a flying fuck? Pass the powdered sugar because it’s a god damn New Orleans Hot Brunch in my pants right now.”

by GhostFaceKillah1969 July 28, 2019

New Orleans Klam Chowder

Putting every bodily fluid into a woman/man then drinking the concoction out of her/his genitals with a slurpee straw.

Antonio: Hey my man how did it go with Mark last night?
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!

by Plufplamton January 29, 2017

New Orleans Turn

A turn in a motor vehical that is excessively wide. Such a turn is often performed out of laziness and/or because the driver is holding something in his other hand. As the name implies, it is common among drivers in the greater New Orleans area.

Trey had to preform a New Orleans turn in oder to avoid spilling his high ball.

by Santosha March 5, 2009

new orleans

One of the best fucking cities in the usa.A great place to party.Also known as home of Mardi Gras and Jazz.If you have anything bad to say about the N.O then fuck off.

Allison-Im going partying in New Orleans tonight nigga!
Kim-fa sho!

by Allison August 29, 2004