Obtuse

that word that the guy out of shawshank redemption said

Andy: ur so obtuse

Warden: zomg i are not

by Dabetts January 19, 2011

OotS

Webcomic, Order of the Stick

The OotS follows the (sometimes mis)adventures of a party of Dungeons & Dragons characters on their quest to defeat the lich, Xykon.

OotS is an awesome webcomic.

by BigHuckinChicken September 7, 2008

weaponized obtuseness

Knowingly and deliberately misconstruing another person's words in order to generate and direct false outrage against that person or that person's views.

By twisting my words into something I clearly did not intend, my political opponents are deploying weaponized obtuseness to attack me.

by D_Cooper December 19, 2018

Ootsie tootsie

Before intercourse, one inserts a lucky rabbits foot into the anal cavity of ones partner in order to ensure a quality time.

My girlfriend had a bad week so I gave her an ootsie tootsie.

by Sabby, MD PhD DVM October 21, 2018

Magnum Oopus

A person's biggest screwup.

Knocking down all the shelving in the parts department was my Magnum Oopus. What a mess.

by Hmd107 December 21, 2020

Obtuse

An angle between 90 and 180 degrees. Used in math. Other angles include:

right angle/right
acute angle/acute
straight angle/straight
reflex angle/reflex

That angle of 120 degrees is obtuse.

by Dice/Alex June 6, 2004

OITUS

Only in the US.

Bob: Did you guys hear? Jimmy got arrested for buying coca-cola. The cops thought it was coke, as in cocaine!
John: OITUS!

by chemefork July 28, 2009