onosnotopoeia

When you're at a seasonal family function with the local sports team and the younger nephews/nieces feel like they want to be involved in football talk, they make noises (onomatopoeias) or in this case onosnotopoeias.

*Linemen dogpile onto each other*

Little Tikes: "BAAAM POOW, ouch!!"
Rest of Family: "Them kids and their onosnotopoeias smh"

by Screamomatic December 24, 2022

Onosecond

An Onosecond is defined as the second after you realise you have done something that is embarrassing or bad.

Examples where an Onosecond can kick in:

Text message contents: A sexy message or a picture of your private parts.
Recipient: a family member.

Seeing a typo in an important essay just after you have sent it.

Accidentally revealing a surprise to someone because you were distracted.

by jackqueslack23 July 29, 2020

onosecond

The “onosecond” is the second after you make a terrible mistake. The second when you realize what you just did and that there’s nothing you can do about it, the second when all the now-inevitable consequences flash through your mind. It is the second after you send a sexual text message to the wrong person, after you delete the wrong file, after you spill the secret that you thought they already knew. The “onosecond” is that stomach-dropping, breath-stopping moment when all you can do is say “oh, no”.

Engineer: accidentally deletes an entire content database

Engineer: *has an onosecond*

by Goootz March 18, 2023

O nos!

An expression often used before something horrible or painfull is about to happen.
Plural of Oh no! stupified and ended up being O nos!

"He's coming from behind and he forgot to lube!"
"O nos!"

by Poboom December 13, 2003

onosnonopoeia

snot POURING out of ur nose with a boom

look at that onosnonopoeia AAAA

by madibobadu December 24, 2022

onosemudiana

Traditional African male name for a person that lacks height and size in certain areas but is a child of god. Certi FOB
Is 100% from the Naija and most likely emigrated to the UK to escape Malaria and Malnutrition.

Rah that onosemudiana kid is bare fresh off the boat still

by adamap03 September 23, 2019

onosai

Onosai is a great person to talk to..He shows passionate love for others..Loves everybody equally..And shows a lot of respect to his elders...Onosai is a person who loves to save things for next time....Always thinks for his family’s protection and survival...He also has many talents,like cooking,working out,and rapping...

Who is onosai?Hes a good guy...

by Aumakeine February 3, 2020