OHSHIT moment

An OHSHIT moment is the instant between the pain and screaming, or the first time you smell Paris Hilton's cooch. (Maybe a mix of both.) Any sort of moment where you are bound to freak out has an OHSHIT, big or small. Here you may yell out a shitplitive, begin to cry, or crap yourself. Or all three.

(An example of an OHSHIT moment)

In Johnny's head-

'OHSHIT, definitely not having kids now.'

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

ohshitshespregnantitis

the reaction you get when you find out you wife girlfriend or a random one night stand tells you shes pregnant.

jon: dude whats wrong with you
luke: you remember that girl i slept with about a month ago?
jon: yeah what about her?
luke: she told me shes pregnant
jon: ha thats funny ill be you have ohshitshespregnantitis right?

by fl321chris November 29, 2011

Ohshway

To not give a fuck

Greg:You're a faggot!
Zoë: Ohshway

Thus Zoë did not give a fuck

by megamansex February 9, 2012

Ohshitno

An exclamation often used when something bad is about to happen, and is often said so incredibly fast that it almost doesn't sound like a word.

person 1: (about to spill staining substance on carpeted surface)
person 2: Ohshitno don't!

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 8, 2015

Ohsha

A girl I sit near that I like but I don’t have the balls to tell her

Ohsha is someone I like

by I sit near you in class December 10, 2017

ohshi

Used as a ways to shorten the term, "Oh shit."

"Ohshi nigga, my milkshake brings all da boys to da playground."

by Ace March 7, 2004

OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT!!!!!!!!!!

OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT!!!!!!!!!!: A term used while flying over the suburbs of eastern africa explaining how to use a comtpothnrowshig while the Rocky moutains screw up the controls in the plane and you have to eject from 39,000 feet in the air. Also see FUCK!!!!!

See definition for OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT!!!!!!!!!!

by gsdtlkw hg jqehgru2e qh gerjk October 16, 2008