Office

The Office, Probably the most boring and soul destroying place on Planet Earth. It’s Usually a dull coloured room with cheap desks, crap computers, uncomfortable weak chairs, vile tasting coffee, work colleagues who are just as miserable as you are, and a boss who constantly breathes down your neck and watches you waste so many years of your short life for bare minimum wage.

Stan: “Shit!! It’s Monday morning and time to get up. I’ve been throwing my life away in that office for 15 years now and im so tired of it. There’s a whole world out there to see and yet I’m chained to that desk for 9 hours every day”.

Rowena: “Well I know it’s bad and that unfortunately is what it’s like going to work. Anyway you best get up Stan, wouldn’t wanna be late for that meeting with Mr Shipley now would you?”

Stan: “Ohhh please just shoot me!!”

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

office

Ice that is beyond its expiration date.

Man I feel terrible, it must have been the office I had at that cheap Indian place.

by WorkVitamins March 14, 2008

office

like it? it's the deluxe

Like my office? its the deluxe!

by smackwell March 27, 2009

office

The act of watching "The Office", or of anything that relates to it, while simultaneously cracking up/ laughing/ bawling etc...

I officed so hard that my sides hurt.

Lets office to relieve stress

by JacBro December 15, 2008

office

a succesful mans fort

i go ta wash and wax in my bosses office

by martay February 20, 2003

office

awesome(this meanign of the word is often used by "punks" to mess with people)

That care is totally office

by travis fontaine October 23, 2003

office

To occupy or maintain office space.

"If you office near San Antonio, Texas, you can arrange for a free, in-office demonstration ..." -- from the website of VerdictMax.com, where it was first encountered. Previously used only as a noun, 'office' has now become a verb.

by Robert-Arek Taylor December 10, 2003