E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

Eat my ass or shut the fuck up

Jehovah’s Witness: hey i just wanted to give you this flier and talk to you abou-

You: E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

by take me to new york November 12, 2019

S.O.F (Sit On My Face)

When a woman sits on top of a mans face,placing her vagina on his tongue and other various areas of his face.

When you going to S.O.F (Sit On My Face) ma ?

by Rugah October 12, 2011

F.O.S.

Abreviation for "Full of Shit"

You are so "F.O.S."
They are really so "F.O.S."

by Bev Lane June 2, 2006

G.D.M.F.S.O.B.

God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch!

"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"

by Mike Pissoff November 14, 2003

F.O.S.

Code word for full of shit to get you out of trouble. You say it to someone and they just look confused when other people might realize what it means. Can also be pronounced Fos for short.

When my teacher told me that my homework assignment I turned in was worth a D when I knew it was worth and A, I said "You're F.O.S., this work is flawless!" I got sent to the office because apparently he knew what F.O.S. meant.

by PrincessR December 7, 2009

S.O.F.A.

(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.

I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.

by The Commodore October 17, 2008

F.O.S

Full Of Shit: no data, no proof, a baseless opinion.

He's F.O.S. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

by gmerritt November 16, 2005